Hot Ferociousness

i CAN'T belive what's being sold at PAYLESS!! Umm i never thought much of that Fierce Mess Christian Siriano, but My Bad boooooo. Look at the ferocity of your FreaKING shoes!! Since they'll probs be @ $60 (right?) NAH- $25-$45, im gonna pick up at least a few... especially the teal/ silky ones♥ !!! JoY! Here's the important fashion blog to tell you more about it, like details & colors (Brown/Matte Pleather-ish) http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/02/detail_2.html :Source

What Year Is It?

Because when I saw this cover in CVS I thought for sure it was 1991. I can't place my finger on the reason why; maybe it's the hoop earings, or what looks like my dads shirt or the Tiffani Amber Thiessen hair that needs to go back into its banana clip, or the fact that it's on Allure & i thought that magazine died a while ago.

I mean who buys Allure anyway- all they offer are spa's & hairstylists in all the major cities, a 'Save vs. Splurge' with whack products like cerulean blue eyeshadow and that last page where they interview celebs. They ask these asinine questions, like "You look great tonight. What do you do to your hands to get ready for the evening?" and then ask 'stars' like Padma Lakshmi and Tinsley Mortimer who respond with "I scrub them with a vegetable cleaner and then slather them in baby placenta cream" or "Nothing. I only use a little bit of Johnson & Johnson's baby lotion right before bed." God I hate Allure magazine.

Anyfuckerey, Isla Fisher still looks hot on the cover. How the hell did Borat score that? Oh yea, he's got a big dick tall & funny.

Rigatoni RightOrWrong

A.K.A. SAUSAGE MANGIA... because you want to eat it like ya got 6 assholes!!
This lady I work with, Angela Guido (yes it's her real name) from the BX, makes all these real italian dishes & sometimes brings it in for all the gavones at my job. i had this the other day and was piiiiised that there was only enough for a cup. So i made it today... pix to come ;-)

Garlic 4 clove pieces
Onion 1 chopped 1” pieces

Sautéed in Olive Oil in skillet with cover

Hot Sausage 6 links

Remove casings
After onions have caramelized,
Place sausages (they will fall apart as they cook) in oil/garlic/onion

When sausages appear to start falling apart and they look basically cooked, add

Chicken broth cubes 2

Water 2 cups (maybe more if you like)

As the water begins to steam up, turn to ½ heat and add

Salt
Pepper
Parmesan cheese
Oregano
Parsley

(add to taste)

Chopped Spinach 1 frozen block pkg

Allow to cook for 30 – 45 minutes

Boil 1 pound of rigatoni

Combine both together

Enjoy!!

Britney won 3VMAs BiTCHeSSS

Last Nights VMAs Britney Spears Won 3 Awards , including Video of the Year.

And looked siiickkk...








a look back to 2000

.............. Cali

Bo Burnham - ComeDYy CenTraL

Bo's Comedy Central Taping, New York, NY



YEEEESSS- we were some of the lucky few who
a) Know who Bo Burnham is- Spread The Word!!!
b) Scored tickets to see his first Comedy Central Presents taping (that's going to play for the next 8 years on Comedy Central)
c) Got picked off the line and escorted to 3rd row seats!!

i think we were the only ones at this event who
a) Know who Bo Burnham is
b) Were under the age of 35
c) Knew Bo's songs word for word

Disturbia...

Yes Rihanna is Annoying.. but i love this song. Lauren had to hear it about 500 times this weekend. Sorry bout that Lau, lol LOVE the video also. =)